I read something today that helped me understand the different religions around the world:
Religious Truths:
Taoism: Shit Happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit Happens"
Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.
Zen-Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happen it is the Will of Allah.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.
Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?
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