Saturday, January 10, 2009

Relgious Truths

I read something today that helped me understand the different religions around the world:

Religious Truths:

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit Happens"

Buddhism: If shit happens, it is not really shit.

Zen-Buddhism: What is the sound of shit happening?

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.

Islam: If shit happen it is the Will of Allah.

Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

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