I'm still laughing about this one:
So I told my parents that I started a new blog. Their reactions:
1. Mom: You should be playing violin. If you have time to play blog, you have time to play violin. (In the same tone as the lady from Curb Your Enthusiasm. Think: "You fat fuck.")
2. Dad: "Please don't tell me that." (In his defense, he said this only because he values my time.)
No doubt my parents love me, but they sure say it in funny ways.